Saturday, March 18, 2006

Pizza Parlor Madness: Brackets Busted!

Well, it does not look like I'll be in the 99th percentile nationally or come close to winning my Office Pool this year. 22-10 in the First Round just doesn't cut it.

I definitely consider myself a victim of Jay Bilas Syndrome. I picked an upset of every kind (except 16over1) and while some were close (Winthrop over Tennessee) others were just stupid (Southern Illinois over West Virginia after having seen both teams play).

My long term prospects are okay (12 out of 16 Sweet 16 picks alive) but the 2005-2006 Michigan State Spartans (my pick to go to the Elite 8) will always baffle me. Good shooter (Ager), Good post-player (Davis), Good coach (Izzo), and two starting seniors with tournament experience. Sounded like a team that still had what it took to go deep in the tournament even while sputtering towards the end of the season. George Mason another "Last Team In" named after the "Father of the Bill of Rights" and home to a bar I went to after the SU-Georgetown game three years ago with Josh and the Kliq, beat them without their best player, suspended for punching a Hofstra player in the junk. Anyway here are my stats:

1vs16: 4-0

2vs15: 3-1

3vs14: 4-0

4vs13: 2-2

5vs12: 1-3

6vs11: 2-2

7vs10: 2-2

8vs9: 3-1

Atlanta: 3-5
Oakland: 7-1
Washington D.C.: 6-2
Minneapolis: 6-2

Overall 22-10

Best Upset Pick: #14 Northwestern State over #3 Iowa
Biggest Upset Missed: #13 Bradley over #4 Kansas (after I foreshadowed it on my Pizza Parlor Madness profile of Kansas)
Deepest Team Eliminated: Michigan State (Regional Finals)

This is how I felt Friday night too

Pizza Parlor Picks: Final Four

If this came to be, it would be the best collection of individual college basketball players in the history of the NCAA Tournament. Adam Morrison, J.J. Redick, Rudy Gay, Randy Foye, Allan Ray, with supporting roles by J.P. Batista, Sheldon Williams, Josh Boone, Denham Brown, and Mike Nardi. You would have to add a section just for the NBA scouts (which I'm sure they already do).

Gonzaga over Duke- Many people expect Duke's lack of depth to catch up with them at some point in this tournament, they only go 7 deep. Gonzaga only goes 2 deep, but the game plan would be to get Sheldon Williams in foul trouble as he tries to to hold Redick's fort in this battle of Players of the Year. Maybe I'm betting with my heart but I see Morrison taking this game over after Williams gets in foul trouble.

Connecticut over Villanova- Villanova's four guards will get them this far as it is impossible for them to all go cold at once. Unfortunately for them, Connecticut is just too talented at every position. Their games this season have been close but winning this tournament is UConn's destiny.

Connecticut over Gonzaga- This may have the ratings and the scrutiny of the 1980 USA vs. USSR Olympic Hockey Game with of course Gonzaga being America's Team and Adam Morrison being the NBA's Great White Hope by this point. Morrison himself should keep this game close until the 5 minute mark of the 2nd half then the Huskies talent again takes over.

Holding up the trophy for the third time in seven years...Connecticut! 80-70

Now excuse me, while I go vomit

Pizza Parlor Picks: Atlanta Region

1. Duke over 16. Southern
9. UNC-Wilmington over 8. George Washington
5. Syracuse over 12. Texas ATM
13. Iona over 5. LSU
11. Southern Illinois over 6. West Virginia
14. Northwestern State over 3. Iowa
10. California over 7. N.C. State
2. Texas over 15. Pennsylvania

1. Duke over 9. UNC-Wilmington
5. Syracuse over 13. Iona
11. Southern Illinois over 14. Northwestern State
2. Texas over 7. California

1. Duke over 5. Syracuse
2. Texas over 11. Southern Illinois

1. Duke over 2. Texas

I Told You I Never Get Sick of this Picture

Pizza Parlor Picks: Oakland Region

1. Memphis over 16. Oral Roberts
9. Bucknell over 8. Arkansas
5. Pittsburgh over 12. Kent State
4. Kansas over 13. Bradley
6. Indiana over 11. San Diego State
3. Gonzaga over 14. Xavier
10. Alabama over 7. Marquette
2. UCLA over 15. Belmont

1. Memphis over 9. Bucknell
5. Pittsburgh over 4. Kansas
3. Gonzaga over 6. Indiana
2. UCLA over 10. Alabama

5. Pittsburgh over 1. Memphis
3. Gonzaga over 2. UCLA

3. Gonzaga over 5. Pittsburgh

If you want to will your team to the Final Four, cement your legacy, and a No. 1 NBA Draft Pick, raise your hand

Pizza Parlor Picks: Minneapolis Region

1. Villanova over 16. Monmouth
8. Arizona over 9. Kentucky
5. Nevada over 12. Montana
4. Boston College over 13. Pacific
11. Wisconsin-Milwaukee over 6. Oklahoma
3. Florida over 14. South Alabama
10. Northern Iowa over 7. Georgetown
2. The Ohio State over 15. Davidson

1. Villanova over 8. Arizona
5. Nevada over 4. Boston College
11. Wisconsin-Milwaukee over 3. Florida
2. The Ohio State over 10. Northern Iowa

1. Villanova over 5. Nevada
11. Wisconsin-Milwaukee over 2. The Ohio State

1. Villanova over 11. Wisconsin-Milwaukee

Be Careful, You Could Shoot your Eye Out!

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Pizza Parlor Picks: Washington D.C. Region

1. Connecticut over 16. Albany
8. Kentucky over 9. UAB
12. Utah State over 5. Washington
4. Illinois over 13. Air Force
6. Michigan State over 11. George Mason
3. North Carolina over 14. Murray State
7. Wichita State over 10. Seton Hall
15. Winthrop over 2. Tennessee

1. Connecticut over 8. Kentucky
4. Illinois over 12. Utah State
6. Michigan State over 3. North Carolina
7. Wichita State over 15. Winthrop

1. Connecticut over 4. Illinois
6. Michigan State over 7. Wichita State

1. Connecticut over 6. Michigan State

Gay

Monday, March 13, 2006

Littlepage Fires Back at Packer, CBS

Two stories down in my Early Bracket Thoughts, I took CBS, Billy Packer and Jim Nantz for their treatment of NCAA Basketball Committee Chairman Craig Littlepage during Sunday's Selection Show. Well Littlepage is firing back claiming there needs to be a better understanding between NCAA Basketball and CBS. If I were Littlepage or the NCAA's P.R. people I would probably have had him stop at just firing back at the nature of the CBS interview. He goes on about the stress put on the committee as if he is President Charles Logan and exacerbates the controversies his committee created. He had many observers (be careful Sopranos Spoilers in there)on his side and could have won hearts and minds with his arguments if he just left the actual issues alone. Anyway read for yourself.



ESPN.com story

Pizza Parlor Madness: Texas A and M

Nickname: Aggies
Colors: Maroon and White
Location: College Station, TX (In between Austin, Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio)
Enrollment: 43,924
Conference: Big Twelve
Distinguished Alumni: Lyle Lovett, Rip Torn, Former HUD Secretary Henry Cisneros, Dante Hall, Aaron Glenn, Chuck Knoblauch, Dat Nguyen, Gary Kubiak

Head Coach: Billy Gillespie
Record (Conference Record): 21-8 (10-6)
Advanced by: Receiving an At-Large Bid in the Atlanta Region
RPI: 44
SOS: 65
Best Performance: Beat Texas 46-43 (Home)
Best Players: G Acie Law IV and F-C Joseph Jones
No. of Seniors: 3
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 7 (1)
Seed: 12

The Aggies’ non-conference schedule was a joke but they were able to beat Texas at home late in the regular season and smoke Colorado in an “elimination game” in the Big XII tournament. As one of the lowest seeded At-Large teams they have been determined to be one of the “Last Teams In”. G Acie Law IV is the best player named "Acie" since Acie Earl led Iowa in the late 80's. He is no A.C. Green though and hopefully no A.C. Cowlings. Law and Jones seem to be the only contributors and the national prognosticators aren’t giving them much chance against the Orange. They also don’t play well against zone defense. This factors to be a first round W for Syracuse.

A-C, Acie!

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Early Bracket Thoughts

-I hope you enjoyed Pizza Parlor Madness. Honestly it was a labor of love. It got me to know some smaller schools and write some witty stuff every now and then. Not on every capsule I know, you can tell where the work got routine at some points. If you're curious Wikipedia was my source for all the University information. It is a great resource for bloggers looking for useful information. ESPN.com supplied most of the current team, schedule, and rosters. This site provided the tournament history information. And all pictures were done through Google Image Search. I recommend Google Image Searching "Kansas Basketball" there is a surprise on the first page.

-The problem is now is I have "Jay Bilas Syndrome" if you watched ESPN's Bracketology special you know what I mean. That program was the last thing I should've watched. On top of Jay Bilas' talking up every low seed, they had former Vermont coach Tom Brennan (who was a nice addition to the ESPN crew, not a quip a minute wit waxer like I think they hoped, but a little softer than most of their analysts) picking "This Year's Vermont" in every region, and he had teams I hadn't even considered winning their first round games. I'll figure it out by Thursday.

-The committee I think went out of their way to do two things 1)Avoid accusations of 'East Coast Bias'. This would explain the unexpected insertions of Air Force and Utah State. Perhaps Cincinnati and Michigan/Missouri State were more deserving but giving the Big East 9 bids and leaving teams like Air Force and Utah State out would have perturbed some commissioners in the Mountain Time Zone and 2) Reward small conference teams with good records without giving small conferences many more teams than they would get any other year. They were very careful with both the Missouri Valley and the Colonial.

-Jim Nantz and Billy Packer's badgering of the Committee Chair Craig Littlepage was embarrassing to Nantz, Packer and CBS. Littlepage has almost a thankless job that will always leave people pissed off. No one wants to hear a man who volunteers his time to a network to hopefully explain his reasoning being condescended to for not including enough ACC and Big Ten teams without any specific slighted teams being mentioned. Was Billy Packer really arguing for Florida State over Bradley? Or Michigan over George Mason? After the eggs those two teams laid this week? And to bring up past tournament history and not give Littlepage the last word was a disgrace. Seth Davis and Clark Kellogg did try to redeem the network at the end, however saying that the inclusion of "little guys" was good for college basketball.

-I think we need to stop and be grateful that we are debating the differences between the 45th and 46th best teams in college basketball having access to a National Championship neither will likely win and not the 2nd and 3rd best teams as we do in a certain other collegiate sport.

-The seedings were a little odd though, Gonzaga a 3 and Tennessee a 2 had me baffled. And this is the biggest Bruce Pearl fan out of any of you reading this.

-Good luck with your brackets! I honestly haven't even started mine. I should be able to write a First Round Preview Tuesday and Wednesday.

Oral Roberts is a very tough 16 seed

Pizza Parlor Madness: Iowa

Nickname: Hawkeyes
Colors: Black and Gold
Location: Iowa City, IA
Enrollment: 34,845
Conference: Big Ten
Distinguished Alumni: Tom Arnold, Tom Brokaw, Ashton Kutcher, Gene Wilder

Head Coach: Steve Alford
Record (Conference Record): 25-8 (11-5)
Advanced by: Beat The Ohio State 67-60 to win Big Ten Tournament
RPI: 10
SOS: 33
Best Performance: Beat The Ohio State 67-60 to win Big Ten Tournament
Best Player: F Greg Brunner
No. of Seniors: 5
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 21 (2)
Likely Seed: 3

The plan for this was for The Ohio State to be the last team and to make my brother and his friends Distinguished Alumni and make a bunch of Uncle Semi jokes and give them a reason to enjoy this segment. But the Hawkeyes ruined my plans. This team is all rebounding, no shooting, and mostly all-white. After watching that Big Ten trophy ceremony, I seriously considered whether or not we need affirmative action in college basketball. Brunner is a presence that most teams in the tournament don’t have but their lack of shooting is going to catch up with them at some point in this tournament, maybe early.

White Power!

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Pizza Parlor Madness: Kansas

Nickname: Jayhawks
Colors: Blue and Red
Location: Lawrence, KS
Enrollment: 26,980
Conference: Big Twelve
Distinguished Alumni: Bob Dole, Don Johnson, Paul Rudd, Gale Sayers, John Riggins, Wilt Chamberlain, Paul Pierce

Head Coach: Bill Self
Record (Conference Record): 25-7 (14-3)
Advanced by: Beat Texas 80-68 to win Big Twelve Tournament
RPI: 25
SOS: 64
Best Performance: Beat Texas 80-68 to win Big Twelve Tournament
Best Player: G Brandon Rush
No. of Seniors: 3
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 34 (4)
Likely Seed: 4

Boy, did Bill Self have a great recruiting class last year. However this team is void of any contributing seniors and if they bow out in the first round again this year, which is absolutely entirely possible, you may hear some rumblings in Lawrence. There is talent at Kansas that you’ll be hearing from, in years to come. This, however is not the year.

Allen Fieldhouse

Pizza Parlor Madness: Northwestern State

Nickname: Demons
Colors: Purple and Red
Location: Natchidoches, LA
Enrollment: 10,159
Conference: Southland
Distinguished Alumni: None Found

Head Coach: Mike McConathy
Record (Conference Record): 25-7 (15-1)
Advanced by: Beat Sam Houston State 95-87 to win Southland Tournament
RPI: 66
SOS: 210
Best Performance: Beat Oklahoma State 68-64 (Road)
Best Player: F Clifton Lee
No. of Seniors: 7
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 2 (1)
Likely Seed: 13

Very high RPI for a Southland team. Couple that with lot of senior leadership and it leads me to think they could pull off something in the NCAA Tournament. As with all these upstart programs, a lot depends on who they draw. I’m just glad we have a team from Natchidoches, Louisiana in the Dance.

Pizza Parlor Madness: Duke

Nickname: Blue Devils
Colors: Blue and White
Location: Durham, NC
Enrollment: 12,800
Conference: Atlantic Coast Conference (ACC)
Distinguished Alumni: Shane Battier, Carlos Boozer, Elton Brand, Grant Hill, Christian Laettner, Tucker Max (my hero), Melinda Gates, Richard Nixon, Dick Vitale, Satan, the entire officiating crew of the ACC (I’m not as sure about the last three)

Head Coach: Mike Krzyzewski , American Express Cardholder
Record (Conference Record): 30-3 (15-2)
Advanced by: Beat Boston College to win ACC Tournament
RPI: 1
SOS: 2
Best Performance: Beat Texas 97-66 (Neutral)
Best Player: G J.J. Redick(ulously gay)
No. of Seniors: 6
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 29 (4)
Likely Seed: 1

Duke is everything good about college basketball and academia and life, at least that's what I'm reminded of everytime I see one of their games. It is almost too easy to root against this team. I was actually cheering them on against the turncoats of Boston College. Then I saw J.J. Redick after hitting a three. He is a tremendous shooter but as hatable a Duke player as Christian Laettner. They should go to the Final Four that is the expectation, but it would be very rewarding to see them stumble and get beat before Indianapolis.

I never get sick of this picture

Pizza Parlor Madness: Florida

Nickname: Gators
Colors: Blue and Orange
Location: Gainesville, FL
Enrollment: 41,094
Conference: Southeastern (SEC)
Distinguished Alumni: Emmitt Smith, Steve Spurrier, Fred Taylor, Darrell Jackson, Steven Root (‘Office Space’) and Forrest Sawyer

Head Coach: Billy Donovan
Record (Conference Record): 27-6 (10-6)
Advanced by: Beat South Carolina 49-47 to win SEC Tournament
RPI: 16
SOS: 75
Best Performance: Beat LSU 81-65 in SEC Tournament
Best Player: G Taurean Green
No. of Seniors: 1
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 12 (4)
Likely Seed: 3

This team really exposed Syracuse early in the year but damn was their Conference Championship against South Carolina difficult to watch. Talk about not putting a team away. Other than the 2001 season, Florida has a history of underachievement in the NCAA Tournament and this team is too young to expect a very deep run this year.

F-C Joakim Noah, he's Yannick Noah's kid and if you don't know that by now you've NEVER seen Florida play

Pizza Parlor Madness: Pacific

Nickname: Tigers
Colors: Orange and Black
Location: Santa Clara, CA
Enrollment: 6,268
Conference: Big West
Distinguished Alumni: Actress Jamie Lee Curtis, Agent Scott Boras, Football Coaches Pete Carroll and Walt Harris

Head Coach: Bob Thomason
Record (Conference Record): 24-7 (12-2)
Advanced by: Beat Long Beach State 78-70
RPI: 86
SOS: 213
Best Performance: Beat Texas A&M 63-56 (Home)
Best Player: F Christian Mareker
No. of Seniors: 4
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 8 (3)
Likely Seed: 13

I have to be honest, after watching twelve straight hours of college basketball; I had a hard time paying attention to Pacific’s win over Long Beach State in the Big West Championship at midnight last night. It didn’t help that the game was opposite “Call Girl Wives” and “Passion Cove: Cabo Nights” on Cinemax and Cinemax Plus. Three starting seniors though with lots of tournament experience, could be a good upset pick.

Doesn't play for Pacific

Pizza Parlor Madness: San Diego State

Nickname: Aztecs
Colors: Red and Black
Location: San Diego, CA
Enrollment: 33,686
Conference: Mountain West
Distinguished Alumni: Kansas City Chiefs coach Herman Edwards, St. Louis Rams Running Back Marshall Faulk, CBS and Real Sports correspondent Armen Keteyian, Washington Redskins coach Joe Gibbs, Former San Diego Padre Tony Gwynn, ‘Apollo Creed’ Carl Whethers, actress Raquel Welch, and Fox Sports Anchorwoman Jeannie Zelasko

Head Coach: Steve Fisher
Record (Conference Record): 24-8 (13-3)
Advanced by: Beat Wyoming 69-64 (OT) to win Mountain West Tournament
RPI: 57
SOS: 112
Best Performance: Beat Albany 80-53 (Home)
Best Player: G Brandon Heath
No. of Seniors: 3
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 5 (1)
Likely Seed: 10

In 1989, Steve Fisher took over the Michigan Wolverines and lead them to a National Championship. While Fisher probably wishes he had Glen Rice and Rumeal Robinson on this San Diego State team, he should be proud of the taking the Aztecs to their first NCAA Tournament since 2002. What he shouldn’t be proud of is how his team shot the ball in their WAC championship against Wyoming. They will need to play a lot better if they are to get past the first round of this year’s tournament.

Head Coach Steve Fisher

Pizza Parlor Madness: Nevada

Nickname: Wolf Pack
Colors: Silver and Blue
Location: Reno, NV
Enrollment: 15,588
Conference: Western Athletic Conference (WAC)
Distinguished Alumni: Boxing Referee Mills Lane, Fantasy Football bust Nate Burleson, Former WWE Superstar The Godfather

Head Coach: Mark Fox
Record (Conference Record): 27-5 (13-3)
Advanced by: Beat Utah State to win WAC Tournament
RPI: 22
SOS: 125
Best Performance: Beat Kansas 72-70 (Road)
Best Player: F Nick Fazekas
No. of Seniors: 2
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 5 (3)
Likely Seed: 7

Nick Fazekas is this year’s “Best Player you’ve never Heard of” averaging 21.5 points per game. The supporting cast around him isn’t that bad either and the Wolf Pack should make it past the first round and put a scare into someone in the second. This team has sweet sixteen potential. Who they draw and their ability to shut down Fazekas will determine just how far they go.

Yup, ANOTHER white guy

Pizza Parlor Madness: Southern

Nickname: Jaguars
Colors: Columbia Blue and Gold
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Enrollment: 9,000
Conference: Southwest Athletic Conference (SWAC)
Distinguished Alumni: Football Player Mel Blount, Baseball Player Lou Brock, ‘American Idol’ Judge Randy Jackson

Head Coach: Rob Spivery
Record (Conference Record): 20-12 (15-3)
Advanced by: Beat Arkansas-Pine Bluff 57-44 to win SWAC Tournament
RPI: 135
SOS: 247
Best Performance: Beat Louisiana Tech 63-47 (Home)
Best Player: G Chris Alexander
No. of Seniors: 5
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 7 (1)
Likely Seed: 15

Better known for its marching band’s performance in the annual Bayou Classic against Grambling than anything its done on the basketball court the Jaguars have thirty point losses to Texas, Texas A&M and LSU. They will need a huge performance out of Alexander if they are to even be competitive against a top two seed.

Southern Guard Chris Alexander on a worse day than yesterday

Pizza Parlor Madness: Syracuse

Nickname: Orange
Colors: Orange and Blue
Location: Syracuse, NY
Enrollment: 18,247
Conference: Big East
Distinguished Alumni: Ted Koppel, Bob Costas, Mike Tirico, Donovan McNabb, Me, KeriAnn Lynch, Scott Isaacs, Kate and Paul Amin, Josh Hughes, Kristen and Brian Beers, Mike Friedlander and Stacey Katz, Bill Procopio and Alison, Dan Greco, Eric Wohlleber Anton Plano, John Smist, Erin O’Connell, Mike Pot, Mike Z, Pete Mason, Slope Day, Hasa Basa, and Adult Film Star Lexington Steele

Head Coach: Jim “Ten Fucking Games” Boeheim
Record (Conference Record): 23-11 (7-9)
Advanced by: Beat Pittsburgh to win Big East Tournament
RPI: 18
SOS: 2
Best Performance: Beat Connecticut 86-84 (OT) in Big East Tournament
Best Player: F Louis McCroskey (just seeing if you're awake)
No. of Seniors: 2
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 30 (4)
Likely Seed: 5

Next to the 2003 and 1996 NCAA Tournaments, these past four days were the most enjoyable run I’ve ever endured as a Syracuse fan. Starting by “watching” the Cincinnati and UConn games through the internet, e-mails, and text messages because I was at work to the Georgetown game to last night it was as magical as some SU NCAA tournament runs in the past. I like most others didn’t think this team was capable of any inspired performance, nonetheless four in four days. I doubt they are but it’d be a smart idea to print orange t-shirts that say “Ten Fucking Games” because that was the turning point of the season for this team. Their captain was taking it on the chin by the alumni (us) and the media, their coach defended him in the most exclamatory of words and this SU team and Gerry McNamara took this week as a chance to make a statement. Next week, who knows McNamara is still a one man show, Louie McCroskey still can’t dribble, and Eric Devendorf is still a dum freshman (man, is he dumb). But for one week, this SU team showed the magic of some the school’s better teams and gave us a pleasant unexpected memory.

Stacey, I think we're ALL in love with him today!

Pizza Parlor Madness: Hampton

Nickname: Pirates
Colors: Blue and White
Location: Hampton, VA
Enrollment: 5,117
Conference: Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference
Distinguished Alumni: Dr. Booker T Washington

Head Coach: Bobby Collins
Record (Conference Record): 16-15 (10-8)
Advanced by: Beat Delaware State to win MEAC Tournament
RPI: 292
SOS: 331
Best Performance: Beat Delaware State to win MEAC Tournament
Best Player: F Jaz Cohen
No. of Seniors: 3
NCAA Tournament Appearances (in four years): 3 (1)
Likely Seed: 16

In 2001 No. 15 seeded Hampton upset No. 2 seeded Iowa State 58-57. A win in the first round in this year’s tournament would dwarf that considerably, if the Pirates even make it past the Play-In Game.