Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Ouch!

A good honest man advertises his triumphs and failures equally.

My return to Bar Stool Sports was a barb at the school of thought that problem players could turn their careers around with the New England Patriots by looking at other celebrities who could use the help.

It was meant to start a conversation. The conversation it started was "How much Derek Lynch sucks"...

I now know how Amateur comedians feel the first time they're heckled.

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jack in a Box: The Death Scenes

The one that set Jack off, Teri Bauer (Season One)...


George Mason (Season Two)…


Nina Myers (Season Three)…


Perhaps the best of all of them, Ryan Chappelle (Season Three)


David Palmer (Season Five)…


Michelle Dessler (Season Five)…


Tony Almeida? (Season Five)...


The saddest, Edgar Stiles (Season Five)…


Curtis Manning (Season Six)…


Milo Pressman (Season Six)

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