Friday, April 13, 2007

A Michael Scott Joint: "Safety Training"

(SPOILER SPACE: If you don't want any of last night's episode of The Office spoiled for you do NOT scroll past the picture of Kevin)

I feel your pain

Andy has returned from Anger Management with an understanding that he can't control other people's actions and a sense of awareness of when someone has the "grumpies". He is also trying to turn a new leaf under a new monicker, Drew, however it isn't catching on and that is testing his anger management skills.

After Daryl gives the warehouse safety training seminar detailing the dangers or working with the baler and other equipment in the warehouse, Toby tries to present the dangerous elements of working in an office, namely carpal-tunnel syndrome, computer eye strain, and cramps. The warehouse workers are underwhelmed and tell Michael that his job his easy because the risks are minimal.

Insulted, Michael tries again to present dramatically another danger or office work, depression. His demonstration is a staged suicide attempt from the top of the office onto a Bouncy Castle (aka moonwalk, bouncehouse) which no one would see. However Jim and Pam do see the Bouncy Castle and realize that it won't support Michael. He will end up killing himself pretending to kill himself. Office and warehouse workers talk Michael down from atop the building and Daryl admits he wouldn't be up to the responsibilities of Michael's job.

Poker-Fantasy Football player and compulsive gambler Kevin is having post-March Madness withdrawals so he stakes bets on everything from the amount of jelly beans in a jar on Pam's desk to how long it would take Kelly to describe how Netflix works.

This wasn't my favorite episode and I only laughed out loud when the watermelon hit Stan's car and Dwight's shunning and "unshunning" of Drew really annoyed me but its still one of the best written if not the best written comedy on television. Unfortunately next week is another rerun, then hopefully it's all new episodes through May.

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Yesterday's Bar Stool Sports Column

Ten Wide Receivers to Know on Draft Day.

If you people are passing along the compliments in the comments section, I thank you. If not, it looks like your boy's work is getting well received.

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Broncos Schedule

I'm checking flights to Phoenix and cabs to Glendale. An easy 14-2 with Oakland twice, Houston, Detroit and Buffalo all on the schedule.

Week 1: at Buffalo (Sunday 1)- Luckily I'll be somewhere with Direct TV
Week 2: Oakland (Sunday 4)- JaMarcus Russell's second start and first at Mile High
Week 3: Jacksonville (Sunday 4)- No Mark f'n Brunell
Week 4: at Indianapolis (Sunday 4)- Automatic national game for CBS. Automatic loss.
Week 5: San Diego (Sunday 4)- A difficult stretch I admit
Week 6: BYE
Week 7: Pittsburgh (Sunday 8)- Sorry Smokey!
Week 8: Green Bay (Monday 8:30)- Another National TV game playing two of Josh's three teams back-to-back
Week 9: at Detroit (Sunday 1)- Dre Bly returns to Detroit
Week 10: at Kansas City (Sunday 1)- Tough place to win, but Larry Johnson will probably be hurt
Week 11: Tennessee (Monday 8:30)- Vince Young, welcome to Mile High!
Week 12: at Chicago (Sunday 1)- The NFL record for Interceptions by a QB is 8
Week 13: at Oakland (Sunday 4)- Randy Moss will have shut down by now
Week 14: Kansas City (Sunday 4)- Hopefully Larry Johnson will STILL be hurt
Week 15: Houston (Thursday 9)- Gary Kubiak vs. Mike Shanahan
Week 16: at San Diego (Monday 8)- Never a win
Week 17: Minnesota (Sunday 4)- Hopefully a rest game, definitely a trap game

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

The Inferno III

Premieres tonight on MTV at 10. This show NEVER gets old. They are doing the Good Guys/Bad Guys teams with The Inferno format again. Here are your lineups.

Good Guys
Davis, Real World Denver (My guess for first out)
Colie, Real World Denver (My guess for second out)
John, Real World Key West
Paula, Real World Key West (Nice!)
Rachel, Real World Austin (Not the White Stripe, the Army brat)
Ace, Real World Paris (horrible!)
Cara, Road Rules South Pacific (YES!!)
Alton, Real World Las Vegas (Unstoppable!)
Susie, Road Rules Down Under (Boring!)
Tim, Road Rules 2 (this guy MUST be almost 40)

Bad Asses
Tyrie, Real World Denver (He could last a LONG time)
Jenn, Real World Denver (You lucky guys!)
Janelle, Real World Key West (Don't remember her)
Kenny, Fresh Meat (not exactly a "Bad Ass" but whatever)
Evelyn, Fresh Meat (Don't remember her at all)
Danny, Real World Austin (Hopefully he doesn't bail to be back with Melinda)
CT, Real World Paris (two Massholes on one team, Awesome!)
Derrick, Road Rules Extreme Challenge (Like you needed to be told this)
Abram, Road Rules South Pacific (Back after a couple seasons off)
Tonya, Real World Chicago (see Jenn)
Aneesa Real World Chicago (surprised last season)

Although I noticed thats 11 on one side and 10 on the other. I'll confirm this list tomorrow.

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