Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Bronco Life!

Housefather Mike Shanahan will certainly have his hands full with this group of characters:

The '04 Cleveland Browns Defensive Line: How will they react to mouthy fantasy owners that scream "I started every running back that ever played you!" at them as they take the practice field?

Maurice Clarett: This Buckeye malcontent has found a home at the Broncolife Ranch. Will his anger subside as he focuses on his ticket out of the Youngstown ghetto? And how will he cut ties to all those former Buckeye boosters still calling his dorm?

Jerry Rice: How will this hasbeen deal with the reality that he does not have what it takes to be an NFL Wide Receiver in 2005? How will he handle the younger players in training camp who weren't born when he first played in the NFL?

Todd Sauerbrun: A Punter on Steroids!!! Yes A Punter on Steroids!!! Just plead guilty to a DWI charge, this summer promises to be an eventful for our new Punter!

Jake Plummer: What will the Broncos practice with when Jake throws all the practice balls to the Chargers Practice Facility?

200 Cornerbacks: If they are all allowed on the field at the same time, can they cover a Colt receiver?

FIND OUT THIS SUMMER!!!