Tweeden May Not be Part of the Package

Apparently, I was a little premature in assuming LeeAnn Tweeden was part of the Josh Beckett deal. The Palm Beach Post is reporting that the couple split up recently, coinciding with an interview in FHM for one of the eighty photo shoots she’s done for them, in which she reveals a lot about the couples’ sex life. Beckett’s resume also includes Alyssa Milano, so I’m positive Josh will rebound and pull more celebrity tail. Whether or not he’ll rebound and go a season without going on the DL? I’m not so sure. Well since LeeAnn Tweeden was mentioned I guess I have to put up another picture. Oh jeez, twist my arm.





Palm Beach Post Column

"We're evacuees and we need a home...in ZAX"

Two ex-cons escaped from a Louisiana prison during the wake of Hurricane Katrina and posed as Tulane students and evacuees on a journey to the University of Tennessee in Knoxville. Steven Ridge (31, forgery and theft) and Zachary Arabie (22, armed robbery) settled onto the steps of Lambda Chi Alpha claiming to be brothers from Tulane University. The journey took them to flirting with and hooking up with coeds whom they met at the fraternity house. While the Lambda Chi Alpha International Fraternity is known for treating its brothers like ex-cons, these were actual ex-cons being treated like brothers. Police believe the inmates were planning an abduction. When told about the incident, members of the Grand High Zeta of the Lambda Chi Alpha International Fraternity were relieved to find out there were no kegs of beer in the house at the time.

Yahoo! News article

Red Sox get Beckett, Lowell and two 'prospects'

If I keep looking at this picture, I may feel better about this deal. I don't understand the logic in giving up two of your best prospects for a postseason flash-in the pan and a 9 million dollar third basemen in the twilight of his career. More ingenious offseason moves and I will be buying front row center Green Monster seats day of game. So I guess there's a bright side to everything.

(For those that don't know and the women who read who think I'm just putting stroke pictures on here for the hell of it, this is LeeAnn Tweeden, Josh Beckett's girlfriend)

Peter Gammon's Column (ESPN Insider)

Real World/Road Rules Challenge Gauntlet 2 Cast Revealed

Mike the Miz and Coral have apparently moved on? No Veronica either.

Veterans

Montana (RW Boston) Had a one word conversation with her ex-boyfriend Vaj: "Whore!"

Robin (RW San Diego) And her two friends!

Anessa (RW Chicago) Apparently taking an LOA from her restaurant job in Philly.

Beth (RW Los Angeles) Didn't she walk out last year? Why ask her back?

Derrick (RR Extreme)

Katie (RR The Quest) If you don't love Katie, you don't have a soul, or a penis.

Timmy (RR 2)

Adam (RR The Quest)

Mark (RR 1)

Julie (RW New Orleans) Still hasn't found a job yet

Ace (RW Paris)

David (RW Seattle) Puked on his shoes at 44's in Syracuse, your token Masshole.

Cyris (RW Boston)

Brad (RW San Diego) Let's hope he's doing these for a good ten years to come

Jisela (RR The Quest)

Ruthie (RW Hawaii) So many drunks on one show! Oh the potential!

Rookies

Kina (RR Extreme)

Cameran (RW San Diego) Yay!

Jo (RW San Francisco)

Ibis (RR Extreme)

Jodi (RR Extreme) Sucks!

Jillian (RR Extreme)

Adam (RW Paris) The Commodores' kid

Alton (RW Las Vegas)

Jeremy (RR South Pacific)

Danny (RR Extreme)

Landon (RW Philadelphia) Huggable

Jamie (RW New Orleans)

Randy (RW San Diego) Bad Ran! His Gauntlet vs. Brad should be on Pay-Per View

M.J. (RW Philadelphia) I would've never guessed he'd be doing this (sarcasm)

Cara (RR South Pacific)

Susie (RR Australia)

Lou Holtz is Funny

“Ohio and Michigan are the only two states to go to war against each other…In the 1860’s, over some kind of border dispute. History doesn’t record who won, but I have to assume Michigan did, because I highly doubt we’d fight to keep Toledo”



-Lou Holtz (the funniest thing he's said since "Navy scares the hell out of me" and "I've always ran a clean program")

Channel 4 Licks My Ass!

Despite written and verbal pleas by myself, Scott, and hopefully other Jets fans in the New England area. WBZ Channel 4 in Boston showed the Indianapolis-Cincinnati tackling clinic instead of the New York Jets-Denver Broncos game which had been promised up until Sunday afternoon.

The switch was the result of a call-in campaign by listeners of 800 pound gorilla in the Boston radio market, WEEI. Morning show hosts John Dennis and Gerry Callahan, broke from their usual format of bashing minority players on the Red Sox and lamenting the evils of gay marriage to encourage its listeners to call Channel 4 and get the 4pm game switched.

WBZ's response to my plea letter after switching the game...

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translated in spanish for our readers in Mexico...

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Luckily, Channel 4 will be forced to show the Broncos-Cowboys game this Thursday at 3:30.

Sweater? Hell Yeah I'd Sweat Her

Even though they may show the least amount of skin or cleavage than any cheerleader outfits in college football. I love USC's Sweater and Skirt cheerleader outfits. There is something subtly slutty about the 50's esque traditional outfits. Especially since it seems the hemlines get shorter every year. Of course the girls in them help the cause, but I hope on Syracuse Athletic Director Darryl Gross' list of "Things I need to rip off USC" are those uniforms.

Fresno State Comes Just Short of Shocking the College Football World

The clientele at PJ O'Sullivan's probably think I am on a plane back to Fresno right now after openly pumping my fist in the air after a David Pinegar touchdown pass that pulled Fresno State within a touchdown of one of the greatest upsets in College Football history. It was not to be as Reggie Bush (who is a man among boys in college football) ran for 294 yards and 2 Touchdowns to hold off the usual mid-major underdog effort by Pat Hill's team. This game was one of the more fun college football games to watch all year. Especially drunk.

Syracuse Covers the Spread

A 35 point underdog, Syracuse managed to only lose to Notre Dame by 24, 34-10. The game featured the highlight of the season when they went up by a field goal in the 1st quarter to go up 3-0.

While I don't think you'll see 2005's covering of a 35 point spread, on any of the "Great Moments in Syracuse Football History" on the BubbleTron in the Carrier Dome next year, the NBC-Notre Dame Media Gustapo gave the SU defense a "thattaboy" for a gamey effort, once they stopped calling them the Syracuse "Orangemen" (I have 2008 as the year this stops).

If your thinking SU should drop football, fear not. Committed RB Delone Carter is lighting up his high school district in the Akron, Ohio area and pretty much everyone that's ever played Quarterback on a West Coast like offense in high school, including Greg Paulus' little brother has visited the school. SU already has signed Baltimore QB prospect Andrew Robinson.


Syracuse Post-Standard

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Ohio State beats Michigan in Low-Definition

It doesn't look like anyone in Columbus will be jumping off the Olentangy River Bridge this year (if they did, it wouldn't work it's only like 10 feet above the river). The Buckeyes beat Michigan in Ann Arbor to win the "We hate each other so much, who gives a shit about a trophy" Trophy.

Troy Smith led a game winning drive that ended with an Antonio Pittman touchdownwith :28 seconds left. It is a common belief that Michigan recruits athletes and Ohio State recruits football players. Until Saturday, I wasn't buying Troy Smith as a football player. Now he has the chance to go 3-0 against Michigan. If he does that he will be immortalized in Columbus.

While the result was enjoyable, and there is no way to ask this without sounding like a spoiled snot...How did ABC not broadcast this game in High-Definition? They broadcast Monday Night Football and Desperate Housewives in HD but not the Red Sox-Yankees of College Football? In fact the picture quality for this broadcast rivaled that of an internet snuff film more so than the biggest game in the Big Ten?

Oh Well...Oh...Aich...I...Oh!

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