Ohio State beats Michigan in Low-Definition

It doesn't look like anyone in Columbus will be jumping off the Olentangy River Bridge this year (if they did, it wouldn't work it's only like 10 feet above the river). The Buckeyes beat Michigan in Ann Arbor to win the "We hate each other so much, who gives a shit about a trophy" Trophy.

Troy Smith led a game winning drive that ended with an Antonio Pittman touchdownwith :28 seconds left. It is a common belief that Michigan recruits athletes and Ohio State recruits football players. Until Saturday, I wasn't buying Troy Smith as a football player. Now he has the chance to go 3-0 against Michigan. If he does that he will be immortalized in Columbus.

While the result was enjoyable, and there is no way to ask this without sounding like a spoiled snot...How did ABC not broadcast this game in High-Definition? They broadcast Monday Night Football and Desperate Housewives in HD but not the Red Sox-Yankees of College Football? In fact the picture quality for this broadcast rivaled that of an internet snuff film more so than the biggest game in the Big Ten?

Oh Well...Oh...Aich...I...Oh!

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