Eugene gets Retarded

In the kind of irony that only professional wrestling can provide. Nick Dinsmore, a professional wrestler who wrestles in WWE under the name "Eugene" with the gimmick of being mentally handicapped (offending Josh's wife Erin, Scott's friend Leo's wife Heather, Eric Wohlleber and everyone else I know that works in Special Ed) got shitfaced on a tour in England, passed out and was hospitalized.

Now, while every single WWE international tour brings up a moment like this, to the point that it is more predictable than the actual matches, the company is at a heightened sense of awareness to wrestler's drinking and drug habits after the death of former hard partier Eddy Guerrero. Couple this with the fact that people stopped enjoying "Eugene" months ago, when they realized mentally handicapped wrestlers shouldn't be beating anybody and it is highly unlikely we will ever see "Eugene" wrestling again.

Agate from "The Dirt Sheets"