Saturday, January 26, 2008

The Wire

Many of you know my love for HBO's "The Wire". Some of you have tried watching it and found it too hard to follow or too dark and depressing. Others just assumed its another 'Law and Order' and not bothered. The show is currently in its fifth and final season and to try and catch up now would require daily trips to Blockbuster renting the first four season's DVDs and starting to watch now is probably pointless but if you're curious as to what you've missed this Sunday's episode is the best in the entire series and one of the best episodes of any show I've ever watched. I'll try to set it up as best I can by going through the massive cast (or at least the ones whose stories are told on Sunday).

Mayor Thomas Carcetti is in his second year of his first term as Mayor of Baltimore a predominantly Black city with high crime, poverty and a school budget crisis that has forced him to cut other departments in the city including the police, even though he campaigned on a reduction of the crime rate.

Commissioner Ervin Burrell Commissioner of the Baltimore Police Department is responsible for that reduction in crime that has not happened. Burrell falsely reported a slight drop in crime even though there was a slight increase. Burrell was not a favorite of Carcetti before his election but he kept him in place due to the political ramifications of a white Mayor firing a Black Police Commissioner. Carcetti knows Burrell's numbers were false and has now moved to replace him.

Deputy Commissioner William Rawls a disingenuous police officer who puts more value in crime statistics than thorough police work but has savvy in working politicians and his police department but knows he can only get so high being white in Baltimore.

Colonel Cedric Daniels former Lieutenant in charge of the Major Crimes Unit in the first three seasons. His passion for quality felony arrests has caught the eye of Carcetti and sees him as a future Commissioner.

Detective Jimmy McNulty is the central character in The Wire if there is one. McNulty is a former patrol officer with a passion for solving murders at the risk of appearing insubordinate to his statistics focused superiors. His police career has taken him all over Baltimore and coincidentally or perhaps not taken him in and out of alcoholism and sex addiction. He is currently trying to stage a serial killing spree using previous homeless DOA's as a means to get the closed investigation of Marlo Stanfield reopened.



Detective Lester Freamon is McNulty's longtime colleague in Major Crimes. He too shares McNulty's itch to solve the Stanfield investigation even though he is currently on a "career case" fraud investigation of Baltimore's State Senator.

Detective Bunk Moreland is McNulty's best friend in the department and drinking buddy. He was the primary detective on the Stanfield investigation but does not agree with the serial killer plot that McNulty and Freamon are staging.

Marlo Stanfield is head of West Baltimore's drug operation after taking most corners from Avon Barksdale's crew after Avon's arrest. On his way to the top his people killed almost two dozen people and put their bodies in vacant homes which weren't discovered until the end of last season (this is the Stanfield investigation). He reluctantly joined the rest of Baltimore's drug dealers in the "New Day Co-op" but did so after being robbed at gunpoint by Omar. He is currently relying on them to launder his drug money.

Proposition Joe is the head of the "New Day Co-op" that shares premium cocaine and heroine smuggled by "The Greeks" while respecting established territories (Prop Joe represents East Baltimore). He runs a clock fixing shop and is VERY FAT. He is named "Proposition Joe" for his tendency to negotiate opportunities for him and the Co-op.

Omar Little, homosexual, sort of a "Gangster Robin Hood". He steals drugs and money from the city's drug dealers. After a tip from Prop Joe he hijacked Marlo's entire heroin stash last season before "retiring" in the Caribbean. Marlo had his friend and mentor Butchie killed as a means of bringing him back to Baltimore.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

Hard Knocks

As I’ve been slow to post about just about everything, I’ve been slow to post about this year’s edition of “Hard Knocks” showcasing the Kansas City Chiefs. While it thrills me to read first timer SCZA’s impressions, I feel bad for him as this edition is miles behind the Baltimore Ravens and even the Dallas Cowboys’ seasons of the show. With only two episodes left, it would take a long make-out session between Kelli Croyle and October Gonzalez for this season to be considered on par with the first two seasons. Here is why:

-The Borderline Guys: What makes this show work is that it focuses less attention on a team’s stars and more attention on guys 50 through 60 on the roster who have equal chance of making or not making the team so in the final two episodes when the final decisions are made and we meet Kansas City’s “Turk” (not McBride), we are nervous for them as they find out their fate on camera. I feel like after three episodes I know which of these guys are going to make it and which ones are not

Boomer Grigsby: No
Kyle Turley: Yes
Jason Dunn: Yes
Derrick Ross: No
Bobby Sippio: Yes
Casey Printers: No

-The Veterans: Eddie Kennison repeatedly asking Dwayne Bowe for Krispy Kremes isn’t exactly side-splitting. Tony Gonzalez and Donnie Edwards should be doing more than showcasing their wives. Damon Huard is doing an impression of Dennis Quaid’s character in ‘Any Given Sunday’.

-The Chiefs SUCK: This has been the theme of the past three weeks and I think HBO and NFL Films thought the Chiefs play in practice and preseason games was going to be comedy enough for this show. All its done is made me feel better about being a Bronco fan.

-Larry Johnson: While it may have been too much for us to expect a detailed play by play of the LJ negotiations, you know in case things never worked out, it would’ve been nice to see more than we did. LJ flying into Kansas City “just to change clothes”, followed by him nervously walking into Carl Peterson’s office then a cut to him running out and onto the practice field, while the production got me excited as an LJ fantasy owner it robbed us of access into by far the most intriguing plot of the Chiefs preseason.

That said, I love Gunther Cunningham and Tim Krumrie, Herman Edwards camera mugging and OF COURSE Kelli Croyle and October Gonzalez. I’ll be watching the next two weeks for sure and who knows, maybe the “Turk” will surprise us and Priest Holmes will get his release for all of us to see.

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HBO After Tony Soprano

The ‘suits’ at HBO have decided to cancel ‘John from Cincinnati’ after just one season.



While comments from the cast and crew are few and far between the actor who plays the title character apparently didn’t take it too well



I never watched a minute as the show was apparently some contrived Jesus metaphor played out on a Southern California beach.



The good news is HBO has agreed to bring back Flight of the Conchords for a second season. The show crosses the line from funny to f*cked up too often usually in five minute long musical monologues (I find these a good time to grab a snack and a Sprite Zero) but the dialogue is hysterically genius making it an enjoyable 25 minutes after Entourage.



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