Ohio State Weekend Blog: "B-Dub's"

The night ends at Buffalo Wild Wings' known affectionately at "B-Dub's" by Daren's friends and I imagine a few other locals. "B-Dub's" is another restaurant chain that advertises nationally despite having no presence in New England and the Northeast. Which only serves to make me mad when I see their ads, want to go there and find out I can't.

Anyway we sit down and I try to locate the name of their hottest flavor of wing, because this weekend as previously mentioned I'm punishing my insides. It's called "Blazin'" I order six, if I finish twelve I get my name on a wall, but I decide to stay with six because my body's still kind of full from crappy arena chicken tenders (I always fall for those, why?).

I finish the wings fine, mouth pretty hot, sinuses flaring but I'm doing okay. I wipe my hands and since my eye is itchy I rub my eye. BIG MISTAKE! I didn't get all the sauce off my hands and he heat causes me to temporarily go blind and keeps my eyelids from being able to open. I rush to the bathroom and splash water on my eyes. When I come back I look like I just ripped bong hits for three hours, my eyes all glazed and bloodshot. But I do regain eyesight.

Paul decides to play trivia, the kind with those tacky word puns to tell you what the answer isn't. And I see on ESPN next to the trivia screen that Syracuse has lost and Doug Gottleib is talking above the caption "Syracuse Should Press the Panic Button". I know I'm due for a Paul fit when we see the second half on DVR and agree to watch with him.