"Toppings": Wednesdays at 'The Pizza Parlor'

"Toppings": My Top Ten Favorite Lists

10. AFI's 100 Best Movie Lines- Disappointed "Stop Looking at me Swan!" did not make the list.

9. SportsCenter's Not So Top Ten Plays- Squirrels waterskiing is always funny.

8. Maxim Hot 100- You just get the feeling these spots are up for sale. Is Evangeline Lilly really hotter than Jessica Alba, or was her publicist just willing to 'go the extra mile'?

7. Mr. Blackwell's Top Ten Worst Dressed List- Only the live presentation, you think Mr. Blackwell may be gay?

6. College Football's new Harris Interactive Collegefootball Poll (HICP)- I look forward to calling this "The Hiccup" all season long.

5. David Letterman's TopTen List- From 'Late Night' not 'The Late Show'

4. SportsCentury 100- Substitute Secretariat with John Elway and the list is perfect!

3. FHM's 100 Sexiest Women- As voted by horny men young and old alike, the way women should be judged.

2. VH1 and Blender's Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs- Don't get anything to drink if you see this on a Saturday Afternoon, you'll be drinking most of it through your nose. Makes you feel stupid for dancing to songs called 'Knockin Da Boots'

1. Every list that will appear on 'Toppings' Wednesdays each week- Who doesn't like to debate a good list. Nothing stirs up conversation like ranking people, moments, and media one above the other. Readers at "The Pizza Parlor" will enjoy sampling 'The Toppings'.