Wednesday, July 13, 2005

"Toppings": Wednesdays at 'The Pizza Parlor'

"Toppings": My Top Ten Favorite Lists

10. AFI's 100 Best Movie Lines- Disappointed "Stop Looking at me Swan!" did not make the list.

9. SportsCenter's Not So Top Ten Plays- Squirrels waterskiing is always funny.

8. Maxim Hot 100- You just get the feeling these spots are up for sale. Is Evangeline Lilly really hotter than Jessica Alba, or was her publicist just willing to 'go the extra mile'?

7. Mr. Blackwell's Top Ten Worst Dressed List- Only the live presentation, you think Mr. Blackwell may be gay?

6. College Football's new Harris Interactive Collegefootball Poll (HICP)- I look forward to calling this "The Hiccup" all season long.

5. David Letterman's TopTen List- From 'Late Night' not 'The Late Show'

4. SportsCentury 100- Substitute Secretariat with John Elway and the list is perfect!

3. FHM's 100 Sexiest Women- As voted by horny men young and old alike, the way women should be judged.

2. VH1 and Blender's Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs- Don't get anything to drink if you see this on a Saturday Afternoon, you'll be drinking most of it through your nose. Makes you feel stupid for dancing to songs called 'Knockin Da Boots'

1. Every list that will appear on 'Toppings' Wednesdays each week- Who doesn't like to debate a good list. Nothing stirs up conversation like ranking people, moments, and media one above the other. Readers at "The Pizza Parlor" will enjoy sampling 'The Toppings'.


At 7:42 AM , Blogger Paul said...

I was pissed "Welcome to Good Burger home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?" was left off the list.
My dad loves web gems, when someone makes a good play he shouts out "web gem!"
I hate Maxim 100 list. Whoever appears in Maxim is on the top of the list. Thankfully it was Eva Longoria this year. In the past those two horrible Russian lesbians beat out Britney Spears.
I love the BCS.
Sorry John Elway didn't make the SportsCentury list, but at least he won the Secretariat look alike contest.

At 9:08 AM , Blogger Mike said...

I was watching top web gems of the first half and learned something new. Web gems was started by a play made by Omar Vizquel.

Anyway, I love lists. Who doesn't like a good list? I like when those magazines rate girls. I think Russian Lesbians are hotter than a pregnant Spears.

At 9:57 AM , Blogger Brian said...

Can't we all feel bad for Sham. That horse was probably just good enough to be a triple crown winner any other year than the year he ran against Secretariat...


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