Thursday, March 08, 2007

SU-Notre Dame Chit-Chat Transcript

(This is the e-mail banter during Syracuse's Quarterfinal matchup with Notre Dame transcribed. Unlike yesterday's transcript, read this from top to bottom)

DG: We ready boys???

DL: Are we set for a 2:35pm tipoff? Does Billy like/dislike the orange uniforms?

SI: Terrence Roberts still sucks I'm wearing orange at work

DG: Im not....you are all gay

SI: Tim Higgins is YOUR ruferee

DL: Worst ref in all of college basketball, yet gets invited to do every tournament. Put him up there with Joe West, Dick Bavetta, and those clowns that reffed the Steelers-Seahawks Super Bowl

MF: He is playing on a bad knee.

SI: Coach, stop pulling a Pete Mason. If his knee is hurt, sit him down!

DG: Not sure the 2-3 zone is gonna be good versus ND's good shooters...

DL: Birthdays of the Month at 3pm in my office. You gotta be shitting me!

DG: We're watching ESPN360 at work. We signed out the projector and we watching the game in my office....hahahha. So productive today

Dan's Office

BP: I just took a bite of a pretzel.It was crunchy.Now I'm typing and chewing.
My butt itches. I wonder if Dan or Scott can scratch it. I bet Mike borrowed Stacey's orange shoes.Why is the sky blue?

DG: Look out! Look out! The ceiling is falling....

SI: I hate how Digger's tie always matches his highlighter That is gay

BB: SU 22 - ND 16, Harris just plowed over a defender and got called for a charge....

DG: Can anyone else picture derek sitting in a conference room eating cake while wearing a paper birthday hat?

SI: Derek, there is a Buffalo Wild Wings in Milford CT
2 hours and fifteen minutes from my house 26-16 Rautins to Roberts... he makes it the second time... ass clown

DG: Harris is having a decent first half Watkins always looks goofy to me.
Roberts is definitely in pain while he's playing. How's that pretzel Billy?

PA: the orange unis do not look good...but that has to do with the color...too bright
Jay Bilas made a Ron Burgundy reference Raf told him to stay classy im going back downstairs those of you watching should keep scores coming for those who aren't
Haskins if they aren't servicing you, just text me

SI: Great, let them take the lead why don't you 29-28 DAME

BB: MAKE A LAYUP EMINEMDORF!!

DG: Does Roberts have a tattoo on his arm for every free throw he misses?

SI: Big Nickel is MONEY

BB: Is this the same team that put up over 100 on us?? Halftime, SU 34 - ND 32

JH: Roberts just made two sick Magic-esque passes to Watkins and he blew the dunk. Big doofus looking guy.

JH: Ass-whooping has begun. Notre Dame is raining threes like Dan likes it when its raining men - All over the place. ND up 49-42.

BB: Nichols 3!!! ND 51 SU 45... Devendorf 3!!! ND 51 SU 48 13:21 to go..

DL: Went from 34-32 to 51-48 in three e-mails. Crazy!

JH: Notre Dame is chucking it up like Anton in the backyard of 920. Grab a damn rebound. 59-53 ND 11:35 to go

JH: Well, its worse now. Good thing we are staying in the zone. 65-57 ND. 8:57 left

JH: Good thing Roberts keeps posting up and getting fouled since he's money from the line. Notre Dame still up by six.

DL: When Josh says "Good Thing", he means bad thing.

JH: We took a huge smelly crap in our pants today boys.

BP: 76-70 2:38 left

JH: I like that Devendorf is at least looking to hit people since the Orange CAN'T HIT A DAMN FOUL SHOT! 11-24. That's crap.

SI: I have to work for an hour and this is what happens. FUCK YOU DEVENDORF!

BP: we're down 8, Nichols got fouled on a 3 with 1:05 left

BP: Down 4 with 46 sec left. ND ball. Time out.

BP: down 4 36.0 left

SI: We lost 89-83

BP: 89-83 bad guys

DL: The dynasty is over. Now hopefully SU (my pants are clean, no smelly crap taken here), can rest their legs and get out of the First Round of the NCAA's.

PA: played well: devendorf, Harris, Roberts
played poorly: Watkins, Nichols, Rautins

go back and look at Rautins game log in the past 10 games or so hes feast or famine
when he plays well they win, plays poorly they lose

mark my words
if WVa beats Louisville that knocks SU into the NIT

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