You Dumb Fuck

While my family stayed inside most of the weekend, only for morning trips to Dunkin' Donuts did I venture into the monsoon and floods of the weekend, Some 12ish, 13ish child prodigy in Londonderry decided he wanted to get closer to the water, and stand on a sturdy log next to a brook. Of course he fell in the water and had to be rescued by Londonderry's finest (not the 1994 Division II Football State Champions, the Police). While police, the town and the boys parents are happy he is safe, this makes my nice, quaint, prosperous and peaceful hometown indefensible.