Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Whoever Made up this List Must be Gay

1. Britney Spears
2. Mary-Kate Olsen
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Eva Longoria
5. Mariah Carey
6. Paris Hilton
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Shakira
9. Anna Nicole Smith
10. Renee Zellweger

This is:

a) Guest List for Matt Leinart's USC Graduation Party
b) A list of girls Derek would bang even though half of them are certifiably crazy
c) Mr. Blackwell's Top Ten Worst Dressed List

If you guessed b) and c) you are right. While Britney Spears has turned into white trash. Is Mary Kate that much worse of a dresser than Ashley? Can't he leave poor Lindsay alone? And Shakira??? Please.

Maybe he prefers this outfit in blue?


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