Final Four Thoughts

Well the NCAA filtered down the field this weekend to the Final Four Regional Champions. Ohio State, UCLA, Florida, and Georgetown. Here are my random thoughts from the weekend.

-Joey Dorsey, welcome to the Jerramy Stevens Hall of Idiots.

-If you didn't have any interest in the Kansas-UCLA game then you probably didn't enjoy it, but if you had money on the line. This defensive battle was a roller-coaster ride throughout which seemed much closer than what the score was.

-UCLA has a ridiculously hot cheerleader that almost got as much camera time as Tajuan Porter's Cauliflower Ear (or whatever that growth was).

-They also have a complete hack in Lorenzo Mata who loves to high five. In one sequence he missed a layup and gave up his 4th foul, then high fived his teammates on the way to the bench. This guy is going to take years off my life next weekend.

-Pizza Parlor KeriAnn during the UNC-Georgetown game "Why does Hansborough (that's how she said it) wear that mouthpiece, without it he looks cute, with it it looks like he's missing teeth." PPKA does not know that a) Hansbrough got elbowed in the face three weeks ago and b) they've shown his girlfriend at games, he's doing just fine.

-The consensus Final seems to be Florida vs. Ohio State. If so, someone will have to research whether or not that is the first time the College football and basketball national championship games have featured the same two schools. I'm guessing it is.

-Congratulations to Mike Friedlander who had a perfect weekend, picking all 8 Elight Eight teams and all 4 Final Four teams. This means he's picked at least 12 games in a row. An impressive stretch, the likes of which I don't think I've ever seen in doing NCAA pools.

-The Golf Ball survived the weekend. Although to be honest I don't like UCLA's matchups against any of the other three teams in the tournament. They don't have the size to contain any of the other three teams low-post players. Meaning the Golf Ball's hopes rest on the shooting of Aaron "Wherever you May Go, I'll" Affalo (You're with ME Leather!)