Jack Shit: "12:00 AM-1:00 AM"

In this column, usually on Tuesdays, I will provide commentary on the past episode of '24'.

SPOILER SPACE (If you don't want any of last night's episode of '24' spoiled for you do not scroll past the picture of Jack Bauer)


So you had to know it wouldn't be as simple as William Devane (whatever his character's name is) taking the recording to the Attorney General and taking down the conspiracy by himself. As some suspected Devane did turn on Jack Bauer, well kind of. He gave Jack a throat shot that would've made Superfly Jimmy Snuka proud, incapacitating him so that he could handle Logan himself and try to make him resign quietly and not make a spectacle of the conspiracy so that American morale wouldn't be damaged by another Presidential scandal. His plan did not work as Henderson found Bauer and Audrey convincing Jack to give him the recording in exchange for a cut up Audrey. Jack was able to suppress the disgusting bleeding but they must start again to find another way to uncover the conspiracy between President Logan and Henderson.

Devane is awesome in the James Heller role. His scene with Logan, not shaking his hand was classic. He may want to threaten to expose the name of the 80's hair band Logan was in that made him pierce his ear five times (anyone else see that?). Or he should've said "aren't you that guy from the Over 100 shows you've been on"

With six hours left, I tend to believe there is one more major plot twist before this day ends. What that is, I have no idea. Aaron may be dead Martha may be dead or kidnapped next week(hour).

A few more questions/thoughts:

No one seems to really care that TONY ALMEIDA DIED TODAY.

Where the hell is Curtis?

Did I miss Chole finding out the truth about Shari's sexual harrassment claim against Miles?

How funny is Miles dialogue with Chloe?

Doesn't Mia Kirshner have to be involved somehow?

That's all for today. Now you know Jack Shit.