Ladies' Nights

I would like to formulate a countersuit on behalf of single men whom are discriminated against by the elimination of ladies night and other attempts to get single women enibriated. This policy serves no one and I want to punch this guy and Paul in the head. Violence and for that matter litigation solves nothing. Therefore I propose adding the Pursuit of Sex in the Preamble of the Constitution. Apparently our high courts do not include this in the "Pursuit of Happiness" clause although they should.
This will supercede all Fourteenth Amendment challenges to Ladies Night and single people will be able to fornicate freely and easily.

Together, we can make it happen.