Daily Slices

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is being investigated in the United States for containing hidden sex scenes accessible through a downloadable code on the Internet. Up until now, I have kept my Playstation collection to Madden, NCAA Football, NCAA March Madness, and MVP Baseball. However I may reconsider.

This is actually from Friday. While I can forgive Arab countries who want to undermine our power in the world and have to live in fear of it's radical element committing terrorist acts. When you go after Olympic Softball, then I'm outraged.

After a storied career as one of Berlin's last remaining prostitues63 year old Renate Dolle plans to retire from prostitution after 49 years. Dolle has been serving very desperate men years after prostitution was banned after the cold war, due to a grandfather clause. We at the Parlor wish Ms. Dolle a Happy Retirement, and her clients some much needed help.

Finally, "Fantastic Four" earned $56 Million at the box office this weekend, helping to end a streak of 19 consecutive weeks in which box-office receipts were down from last year. Apparently Jessica Alba in a tight jumpsuit brings people into the theater. Who knew?